HAS CHEF SAUCY
LE PAWS LOST HIS MIND?
New Ratstaurant Opens in New Mouse City
By Tina Spicytail
City—If you've been chomping at the cheese to try the new
gourmet ratstaurant, Too Saucy, run by Chef Saucy Le Paws,
you might want to reconsider. That’s because Saucy Le Paws
aims to do something no mouse has ever done before—serve the
most disgusting food known to mouse! But did he go too far?
resirodent Blasco Tabasco thinks he did. “Bat eyes on a stick?
Slippery sewer slugs? Blech! No mouse will want to eat that.”
begs to differ. When asked if he had completely lost his mind,
the famouse chef said with his signature French accent, "it's
time les mice open les cheesebrains and try sometheeeng new."
what may prove to be the most controversial statement ever
squeaked, the chef added, “it’s always cheese, cheese, cheese
with these New Mouse City mice.”
daring mice still interested in getting a taste, Too Saucy,
located just North of Singing Stone Plaza, is set to open
recipe from the chef’s kitchen (eat at your own risk!):
1 large container sour cream
1 small bag coconut flakes
2 cans mandarin oranges
2 cans pineapple chunks, drained
1 bag mini marshmallows
In a large
bowl, mix ingredients together and refrigerate. Serve chilled.
IS IT TRUE?
DO CATS HAVE MORE THAN NINE LIVES?
in Uproar Over Shocking New Test Results
By Terry Titmouse
CLAW BAY—A colony of nearly fifty cats, living on a grassy
bank just two miles off Cat’s Claw Bay, seems to have defied
all odds. “It’s shocking,” said Mice University biologist
Nat Fieldmouse who has been studying the feline family for
nearly three years now. “I really cannot believe it, but these
cats appear to have not just nine, but ten—or in some cases,
even eleven lives!”
the results of the tests are still to be confirmed, cats everywhere
are thrilled by the discovery. “I’m excited to have more time
to nap,” said one Cat’s Claw Bay cat. “I could really use
an extra year or two of sleep, that’s for sure.”
mice, however, have a different perspective. “I personally
don’t think it’s fair,” squeaked Wanda Whiskers who lives
in the nearby town of Swissville. “I mean, all they do is
nap. It’s a waste. We mice only get one life. Why are they
did this happen? “No one knows exactly,” says Dr. Fieldmouse.
“But what we do know is that this animal is really no different
from the common house cat.”
the discovery is definitely muensterous, Dr. Fieldmouse assures
that it’s not catastrophic. But Wanda Whiskers is still not
convinced. “What’s next?” the exasperated mouse asked, “Twelve?
Thirteen? Fourteen? When will it end? When will it end?”
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