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Sydney Starfur:
New Mouse City's Latest Supermouse!
By
Erronea Misprint
NEW MOUSE
CITY Sydney Starfur has played many roles in his career.
Hes been the heroic underrat and the bumbling stumblemouse.
The loyal buddy and the evil gangsterrat. In short, this is
one well-rounded rodent.
But it
wasnt until recently that Starfur discovered his real talent:
impersonations.
It all
started one night when I was playing charades with some friends,"
explained Starfur. I imitated a few big stars like Adam
Ratler and Ashton Mouser, and my friends were all
squeaking like crazy!"
Three
months later, his one-mouse show hit Catnegie Hall. Starfur
does impersonations of everyone from teen sensations like
Ratvil Lavigne to politicians like Ratty Giuliani.
And for all you Rodents Gazette fans, you wont want
to miss his uncanny impression of our very own editor, Geronimo
Stilton!
When we
caught up with Starfur, we had to ask: how does it feel to
be a VIR (Very Important Rodent)?
Well,
of course I never expected any of this," Starfur told the
Gazette. But I dont want to start taking it for granted.
Im thinking about ways to take my impersonations to the next
level. Someone from The Daily Rat recently asked me
to pretend to be a friend of hers as a joke you know, to
try to fool the poor rodents friends and family and I think
that could be a phenomenal challenge!
So,"
concluded Starfur, Ill have to see where it all takes me."
His many fans are ready to follow him wherever that may be.
Sydney, keep us posted!
Mouse
Swims Past Tomcat Island - And Lives to tell the Tale!
By
Mouseanna Mousetti
FROZEN
FUR PEAK, MOUSE ISLAND Today a mouse did the unthinkable.
She swam the Rodent Straits and became the first rat in
200 years to go within squeaking distance of Tomcat Island.
As every
mouse knows, all cats were expelled from Mouse Island in 1776.
Since then, not a single feline has set paw on the Island.
But many mice know the truth: that the cats only fled as far
as Tomcat Island, less than thirty miles from our beloved
home. All that divides the two nations is the Rodent Straits.
What gave
this brave some might even say reckless young rodent such
a crazy idea? Well, I grew up right across from Tomcat Island,"
says Swimrat. And ever since I was a little water rat learning
to do the mouse paddle, Ive been dreaming of swimming the
Straits. Those cats need to know that were not a bunch of
fraidy mice. They may get nine lives, but I only get one.
And Im not about to spend it quaking in fear!"
Whats
Swimrats secret? Okay, Ill tell you," says Swimrat. Its
as simple as this: Cats hate water even more than they hate
mice! So I knew that as long as I didnt go scampering onshore
the island, Id be okay."
Today,
Ms. Swimrat is more than okay. Shes an inspiration to mice
everywhere. No longer will we have to live in fear. No longer
will we have to stock catnip and balls of yarn when we vacation
along the coast. Today, Ms. Swimrat is a hero to all of Mouse
Island. Hers is not a name well forget anytime soon.
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