What you need:
- orange or yellow sock (knit works best to avoid fraying)
- green ribbon
- black fabric marker
What to do:
- Stuff the sock to the desired pumpkin-like size and shape.
- Tie the opening shut with the green ribbon, then cut off the extra length of sock above the knot, leaving enough for a stem.
- Finally, draw a toothy-grinned face onto your pumpkin using the black fabric marker.