Silly Stories

Pirate Girl

by Cornelia Funke Illustrated by Kerstin Meyer

Ferocious pirate Captain Firebeard THINKS that he and the ruthless crew of the "Horrible Haddock" rule the high seas. But Firebeard and his band meet their match when they kidnap a small but feisty girl named Molly.

I Love You, Stinky Face

Series: Stinky Face

by Lisa McCourt Illustrated by Cyd Moore

As a mother lovingly tucks her child into bed, the imaginative child has...just a few questions. For instance, "What if I were an alligator with big, sharp teeth that could bite your head off?"

The Dumb Bunnies Go To The Zoo

Series: Dumb Bunnies

by Sue Denim

After eating their porridge, the goofiest rabbit clan ever heads out for the day. "Supremely silly." — Publishers Weekly

Hi! Fly Guy

Series: Fly Guy, Book #1

by Tedd Arnold Illustrated by Tedd Arnold

"A fly was flying. He was looking for something to eat. Something tasty. Something slimy. A boy was walking. He was looking for something to catch. Something smart. Something for The Amazing Pet Show." The boy and fly meet and so begins a beautiful friendship.

Er, and so begins a very funny friendship.

On Top of Spaghetti

by Paul Brett Johnson Illustrated by Tom Glazer

On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball

Smooch Your Pooch

by Teddy Slater

Funny and sweet, this rhyming ode to dogs reminds us to show our love every day — in small ways, in silly ways, in soft and warm and cuddly ways. With active, playful art that captures the fuzz and the motion in equal measure, this offering is sure to please children and puppies alike!

Silly Milly

Series: Scholastic Reader Level 1

by Wendy Cheyette Lewison Illustrated by Nadine Bernard Westcott

This delightful, rhyming easy reader is one big riddle. Miss Milly likes green but not red, butter but not bread, seeds but not flowers, and umbrellas but not showers. Readers are invited to guess why Miss Milly likes what she does.