The Funniest Book to Hit the Paranormal Shelves — Ever! With romance, intrigue, and wit sharper than a wooden stake, Vampire Crush is unbeatably fun and completely irresistible! A fresh twist on an immensely popular subject, A.M. Robinson's hilarious tongue-in-cheek vampire story will appeal to readers in need of a smart, funny voice in the world of supernatural dramas. Sophie McGee is a journalist for her school newspaper, so when five mysteriously pale new students show up at school and an old childhood nemesis suddenly reappears, the only thing to do is investigate them. Sophie's curiosity lands her, hysterically, smack in the middle of what feels just like a bad vampire movie. Some mature content.