Hamlet Kennedy just wants to be your average, happy, vanilla eighth grader. But with Shakespearean scholar parents who dress in Elizabethan regalia and generally go about in public as if it were the sixteenth century, that's not terribly easy. It gets worse when they decide that Hamlet's genius seven year-old sister will attend middle school with her, and even worse when the Shakespeare project is announced and her sister is named the new math tutor. By the time an in-class recitation reveals that our heroine is an extraordinary Shakespearean actress, Hamlet can no longer hide from the fact that she, like her family, is anything but average. In a novel every bit as funny as her debut, Models Don't Eat Cookies, Erin Dionne has created another eighth grader whose situation is utterly unique-but whose foibles and farces will resound with every girl currently suffering through middle school.