"There once was a cowpoke who swallowed an ant — A fiery thing with a Texas-sized sting. The cowpoke panted, and his voice got higher." 'Yippie-ti-yay! My stomach's on fire!!'"<br />In this Texas-styled reworking of "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly," a cowboy downs a variety of native Southwest creatures — a spider, a roadrunner, a lizard, an armadillo, a snake, a boar, and more — all to catch that ant!