Calling all turkeys! The Know-Nothings have read that the way to celebrate Thanksgiving is to serve a turkey dinner. They've mashed the potatoes (with a hammer) and have thread for string beans. Now all they need is to serve a turkey dinner. But how can they serve the turkey his dinner if he won't sit down? The foolish foursome's misunderstanding of Thanksgiving traditions makes for uproarious fun. And through it all, Boris, Morris, Norris, and Doris never forget what they are most thankful for: good friends.