WARNING! THIS IS NOT A BEDTIME STORY Legend has it there exists a book that eats people. This is that book! Many readers have been unable to escape its perilous pages. But this isn't that book. Yes it is! This is simply a story about that book. Really. I mean, how could a book eat people? So if you're just dying to know the history of this literary monster, all you have to do is turn the page... Don't do it!