Q: What kind of candy do you eat during school break? A: Recess pieces. Q: Why did the teacher dunk her exam in the ocean? A: She wanted to test the waters. Q: What did the teacher say when his glass eye fell down the drain? A: "Looks like I lost another pupil." Need a good laugh? Here's a huge collection of really dumb school jokes, puns, riddles, top-ten lists, excuses — even the World's Worst Cafeteria Menu! No matter which school you attend, you'll find something to love — and laugh about — in this wackiest joke book ever!