What's the best way to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy? How can you impress a girl when Batman's her boyfriend? (Hint: Dark and brooding is totally overrated.) Where is the best place for a quick weekend getaway: the Wild West, Middle Zealand, or Bricksburg? Discover the answers to these questions and more with this tongue-in-cheek guide narrated by Emmet, hero of <em>The LEGO Movie</em>!