Dudes everywhere can continue to "not keep a diary" with this latest release. Instead, they can tape random stuff from their pockets to a junk drawer page, play a word association game, keep a log of bizarro dreams, and even create a personal comic strip starring roaches! And if that's not enough, they can award themselves a trophy, toss things into a black hole, and draw everything they put in their gut in one day. There's also plenty of off-the-wall COKE OR PEPSI questions and a lock to keep all the nondudes out. It's all dude, and it's definitely not a diary.