What's a pair of empty green pants doing standing in the woods? The narrator of <i>What Was I Scared Of?</i> has no idea and certainly doesn't want to find out. But whether he's fishing or shopping for spinach, he seems destined to be haunted by the spooky empty pants. It takes being trapped in a side bush for the truth to come out and realization to dawn with wonderful Seussian simplicity. Full color.