Uncoordinated Kirby Nickel joins the seventh grade basketball team in an attempt to prove that local hero and NBA star Brett McGrew is his father. Kirby Nickel loves basketball. He loves watching basketball. He loves talking about basketball. The only problem is he can’t play basketball. But coach has a plan for Kirby and the supremely untalented seventh-grade team. It involves the guys playing nearly naked -- only in their briefs. Maybe the so-called Stealth Sportswear (think: The Emperor’s New Clothes) will really inspire the team. Maybe. And maybe, just maybe, Kirby will find out who his real father is.