re you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn't interested, or is it just that he's been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)? This useful guide by undead-dating expert Vlad Mezrich uses lists, quizzes, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to reveal whether you have found the vampire of your dreams—or if he's just not that into you.