Meet Will Greenfield
I survive this trip, I'll never cheat on another math test!"
Will is already making
deals with himself before the Phoenix even pulls away from the
dock. What could be more miserable than a month at sea when the bathtub
makes you queasy?
"If I get through
this, I swear I'll floss. Every night!
Four weeks trapped
on a floating sardine can with a crew of wackos and juvenile delinquents.
Seasickness, lousy food, and not so much as a deck of cards for entertainment.
But the worst part,
the real killer, is that she is going to be there!