The Pity Party: 8th Grade in the Life of Me, Cass
by Alison Pollet
Cass Levin was in her bedroom, on the top floor of the town house,
when she heard the familiar sounds – the wheels of the cart
scraping the sidewalk and squeaking to a stop, then footsteps on
the stoop.
Cass stubbed her toe and nearly broke her neck tearing down the
stairs. She swung open the front door with such force that she startled
the mailman, who nearly fell backward. They stood blinking at each
other for several moments, Cass’s eyes adjusting to the bright
outside. The first thing she saw clearly was the packet of mail
in his hand – the yellow envelope was on top.
“Finally!” she yelped, swiping it away. She’d
shut the door halfway when she realized how rude she’d been,
then poked her head back out. “Thank you!” she cried
cheerily, hoping it didn’t sound like an afterthought. The
mailman was already backing his cart down the stoop.
Back upstairs, Cass made a beeline for the telephone to call her
two best friends. “Well, what are you waiting for?”
she whooped, when they said their class schedules had come, too.
“Get over here – pronto!”
Penelope and Tillie lived on opposite sides of Manhattan yet somehow
managed to arrive at the same exact moment. Cass’s eyebrows
rose suspiciously when she opened the door to see her friends standing
side by side. “We made a pact! If you guys opened them without
me, I’m going to go ballistic!”
Tillie was a pale girl, who was allergic to just about everything
on the planet as well as the sun. “Nice to see, too,”
she said dryly, barging past Cass to get inside the house, tossing
off the visor and jacket her mother had made her wear.
Penelope remained outside, grinding the tip of her sneaker into
the front step. She’d gotten braces a day ago, and her gnawed
bottom lip jutted out poutily. “Oh, what, you’re mad?”
Cass balked. Penelope held up her envelope, still sealed. “Oh,
I was just joking!”
Cass tried not to sound as impatient as she felt. “I know
you wouldn’t do that! Sheesh!”
“Three, two, one…”
“Ouch!”
Opening the envelope, Cass got a paper cut. It was whisker-thin
and shaped like a frown and stretched across her index fingertip.
A drop of blood dribbled onto the letter from the principal, landing
on the sentence “Welcome back, middle schoolers, to Elston
Prep, recently ranked New York City’s finest private school.”
“Okay, is everyone ready?” Tillie asked, glancing first
at her own schedule. “Anyone have first-period French?”
“I do!” hooted Penelope.
“Nope,” said Cass.
“English with Mr. Linzer?”
“Same,” Penelope gasped.
“Uh-uh,” Cass shook her head.
“Third-period Geometry?”
“Me, too!” said Penelope.
It kept going like this. Until Penelope and Tillie had every class
with each other. And Cass had every class by herself. The room was
silent but for the ssss sound of Penelope sucking air through her
new braces.
Cass was a tall girl, who’d returned from summer camp even
taller. She stretched her legs out, feeling like they didn’t
belong to her.
She didn’t have to look up to know that Penelope and Tillie
were staring. She could practically feel their eyes boring into
her forehead – horrible sorry-for-you eyes. There was nothing
Cass hated more.
“Sheesh,” she sniffed, concentrating on her kneecaps,
“it’s just a stupid schedule. Quit it with the pity
party.”
Cass was used to people feeling sorry for her, of course. Her parents
had died in a car accident when she was eight years old. “A
tragic car accident,” it was usually called. That was shorthand
for, “it wasn’t just a fender bender – people
were hurt, and not just moderately but tragically.”
Tell people your parents are dead, and after the “I’m
sorry’s” and the “How horrible’s,”
they run out of things to say. That’s when the looks start.
They gaze at you with awful woeful eyes, frowning to show you how
sorry they feel, then scrounge for something to nervously fiddle
with – a packet of Sweet’N Low at a restaurant or a
pen on a desk, looking far too happy when the topic finally changes
and – phew! – they’re free. What a relief to be
out from under the dark shadow of Cass’s dead parents!
Cass hated people feeling sorry for her, and she hate the looks,
so they were all the worse when they came from her two best friends.
She sucked on her wounded finger, feeling like all the energy had
been sucked out of her.

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