Dear Dumb Diary,

Remember Hudson Rivers (eighty-cutest guy in my grade)? I am very sorry to report that he has a vision problem. Not only did he fail to notice the spectacularness of My New Hair Accessory when he was talking to me at my locker today, but when Angeline walked right past and inflicter her Beauty upon him, he failed to even notice her. I wish I could have enjoyed the moment more, except I felt bad for Hudson's tragedy-I mean, everybody notices Angeline.