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Bruce Lansky

Bruce Lansky, children's author and co-founder of Meadowbrook Press, writes to help kids discover the fun of reading and writing poetry. His works include Funny Little Poems for Funny Little People and If Pigs Could Fly...And Other Deep Thoughts.

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A Bad Case of the Giggles

A Bad Case of the Giggles

illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades 1 - 5
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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Dinner with Dracula

Dinner with Dracula

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades K - 3
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.6
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Horror, Poetry and Rhymes
Includes: AR Quiz
Resources: No

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Dinner with Dracula

Dinner with Dracula

illustrated by Mike Gordon, Carl Gordon
Interest Level: Grades 3 - 5
Grade Level Equivalent: 3.2
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Horror and Supernatural, Poetry and Rhymes
Includes: AR Quiz, SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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Funny Little Poems for Funny Little People

Funny Little Poems for Funny Little People

by Bruce Lansky, illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades K - 3
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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Girls to the Rescue

Girls to the Rescue

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades 3 - 5
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.6
Genre/Theme: Adventure, Anthology, General Fiction
Includes: AR Quiz, SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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Girls to the Rescue, Book #2

Girls to the Rescue, Book #2

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades 3 - 5
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.5
Genre/Theme: Anthology
Includes: AR Quiz, SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to Me

illustrated by Jack Lindstrom
Interest Level: Grades K - 4
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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If Kids Ruled the School

If Kids Ruled the School

illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades K - 6
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.2
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Includes: SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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If Pigs Could Fly... and Other Deep Thoughts

If Pigs Could Fly... and Other Deep Thoughts

by Bruce Lansky, illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades 3 - 5
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.4
Genre/Theme: Poetry and Rhymes, Nursery Rhymes
Includes: SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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If Pigs Could Fly...And Other Deep Thoughts

If Pigs Could Fly...And Other Deep Thoughts

by Bruce Lansky, illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades K - 4
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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Kids Pick the Funniest Poems

Kids Pick the Funniest Poems

illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades K - 4
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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Mary Had a Little Jam

Mary Had a Little Jam

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades PreK - 2
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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Miles of Smiles

Miles of Smiles

illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades 2 - 7
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.4
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Includes: SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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My Dog Ate My Homework

My Dog Ate My Homework

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades 3 - 5
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.1
Genre/Theme: Poetry and Rhymes
Includes: SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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My Dog Ate My Homework!

My Dog Ate My Homework!

by Bruce Lansky, illustrated by Stephen Carpenter
Interest Level: Grades K - 4
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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My Teacher's in Big Trouble

My Teacher's in Big Trouble

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades 3 - 5
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Resources: No

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Newfangled Fairy Tales, Book #2

Newfangled Fairy Tales, Book #2

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades 3 - 5
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.3
Genre/Theme: Westerns
Includes: SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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No More Homework! No More Tests!

No More Homework! No More Tests!

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades 2 - 6
Grade Level Equivalent: 4.5
Genre/Theme: Comedy and Humor, Poetry and Rhymes
Includes: SCR! Quiz
Resources: No

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Oh My Darling Porcupine

Oh My Darling Porcupine

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades 2 - 4
Includes: AR Quiz
Resources: No

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Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater

Peter, Peter, Pizza-Eater

by Bruce Lansky
Interest Level: Grades K - 3
Resources: No

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