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We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes

We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes

By Patrick Jennings

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Grades K - 3

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Grade level Equivalent: 3.9

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Genre

  • Comedy and Humor

Theme/Subject

  • Kindness and Compassion
  • Loyalty
  • Friends and Friendship

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About This Book

I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.

One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.

He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.

Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.

In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.


Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

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Patrick Jennings's biography
Patrick Jennings
Patrick Jennings is the critically acclaimed author of children's novels. His first book, Faith and the Electric Dogs, became a Booklist Editors' Choice and a Texas Bluebonnet Master List selection.
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