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Never Take a Shark to the Dentist

Never Take a Shark to the Dentist: (And Other Things Not to Do)

By Judi Barrett

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There are many things you should never, ever, ever do. Like sit next to a porcupine on the subway (ouch!). Or hold hands with a lobster (double ouch!). Or take a shark to the dentist (triple ouch!).

Bestselling author Judi Barrett and imaginative illustrator John Nickle give us a raucous look at the perils of taking giraffes to the movies, goats to the library, and pigs out to lunch...and other such silly stuff.

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