He walks. He talks. He stalks. Slappy may look like a wooden ventriloquist's dummy, but he's more like a real-life nightmare!
Decked out in his three-button suit and natty bow tie, little slappy appears harmless enough. And that's what he wants everyone to think!
With his bright, red painted lips curving up into an eerie, devilish
grin, Slappy can actually speak for himself! He's got a wicked mouth,
too, and there's nothing Slappy enjoys more than shocking everyone with
his outrageous insults. "Is that a mustache or are you eating a rat?"
and "Your face reminds me of a wart I had removed," are two of the nicer
things Slappy has to say. Of course, most everybody assumes he's just
a slab of lifeless wood -- so it's always somebody else who gets the
blame for Slappy's mischief.
His big, blinking eyes roll back and forth and see everything. He
can even move his thin, dangling arms and legs all on their own, which
means no place is safe to hide him away. Locked closets, latched suitcases,
even bottomless pits can't keep him down.
But, by far, Slappy's most twisted and terrifying trick is the disgusting, putrid pea-soupy concoction he can spew out. And he's not satisfied until all his victims get splattered with the vile ooze.
There's no doubt about it -- Slappy's one smart dummy.
He walks. He talks. He stalks. Slappy may look like a wooden ventriloquist's dummy, but he's more like a real-life nightmare!