
One dark, clear night in Piqua, Ohio, a spaceship
was seen streaking across the quiet midnight sky and landed on top of
Jerome Horwitz Elementary School. Inside that spaceship were three of
the most evil, hideous, and merciless spacemen ever to set foot on the
roof of a small midwestern elementary school. Their names? Zorx, Klax,
and Jennifer. Their mission? To take over planet earth er, I
mean, to feed the children healthy, nutritional meals. Because
in addition to being evil space guys, they were also... lunch ladies!

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