This bionic behemoth of blech didn't start out so gloppy. Once, he was Melvin Sneedly, the snotty school brainiac and the victim of many a prank of George and Harold. But after a science project went haywire, he became Bionic Booger Boy.

Dripping with slimy snot and crusted over with nostril nuggets, ordinary tissues are no match for his bionic powers. Let's just hope Captain Underpants can mutilate this mutant of mucus.