Once upon a time there was—and still is—a school called Northwest Southeast Central School.
Northwest Southeast Central School is located to the southeast of a town called Northwest, which is located to the northwest of a big city called Central City.
You don't need to know where Central City is, because it's not important. What IS important is the school. In this school there is a classroom. And in that classroom there is a fifth grade class. Most important of all, in that class of fifth grade students there is a student named Henry McThrottle who likes telling stories.
That's where I come in.
I'm Henry McThrottle . . . and this is my latest story.